Saturday 29 August 2015

WHY JEREMY CORBYN IS GIVING DISENFRANCHISED TEENAGERS LIKE ME SOME HOPE FOR THE FUTURE OF BRITISH POLITICS


As a teenager with a pretty big interest in politics, I learnt a lot of things during the 2015 election, and none of them particularly instilled any hope in me for the future. The main thing was, to quote Peep Show, ‘people listen to Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can’t trust people’ – the nation voted Killer Queen above Under Pressure in a countdown of The Nation’s Favourite Queen songs, and now they’ve gone and voted in a bloody Tory majority government. You can’t trust people.

For this reason, the whole wretched affair of the election, and the following human rights abuse that was the Tory budget announcement, left me feeling completely crushed and completely helpless. A similar sorta feeling to the first time I watched Zeitgeist and felt completely lost and overwhelmingly powerless for weeks on end.

And then after the election came and went, we were all pushed helplessly into a five year coma of a Conservative rule with very little hope for the future; Ed Miliband resigned teary eyed, and the people whose views align with left-wing, left-centre, and even centre-centre politics were left with very little hope or optimism for the future. Like many others, I felt so disenfranchised by politics and so worried about my future prospects under the newly elected Tory majority government (although I’ll add that it feels a little odd calling a government with 24% of the electorate’s support a ‘majority’).

AND AFTER THAT, we were left with what was the leadership election for the Labour party – like many others, after the election, I didn’t think that this was something I’d be interested in in any way, shape or form, because there were so many calls for Labour to get more right-wing, in an attempt to snatch back some of the ‘shy Tories’. I kept this “I don’t fucking care” attitude about the Leadership election as the first three of four leadership candidates were announced. None of them really spoke to me as adequate leaders for a party that’s supposed to be behind the working class and the workers and the oppressed members of society. Andy Burnham and Yvette Cooper were early frontrunners, and whilst I’m sure they’re lovely people that mean well, none of their policies seem to immediately offer a radical alternative to the Tory government that got in. As well as Liz Kendall - who’s more right wing than the pair - they were in favour of keeping trident and passively accepted the Tory welfare bill. The complete opposite of what you want from the leader of the opposition under a Tory government.

But thank god, after a bleak period of no hope about the future of Britain’s politics, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. He just managed to creep into the election, and the party’s toxic Blairite contingent can’t stomach him, but Jeremy Corbyn has arrived to give people hope about the future of the Labour party. Almost a veteran of the Labour party, Corbyn’s record in Parliament shows exactly why Jeremy is giving everyone from disenfranchised young people to older Labour supporters so much hope for the future.

Firstly, he offers such a great left-wing alternative from everything that is generally associated with politics. He talks in straight sentences, he always answers the questions he’s asked properly, and above all I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I COULD HAVE A PROPER CONVERSATION WITH HIM. The notion of ‘the man of the people’ is a really tired cliché, but Jeremy is definitely a man, and he definitely is out there to serve the people more than any other British politician in living memory.

As well as that, his record in parliament (he’s been an MP since 1983) shows just why he’s one of the most respected MPs there is, and why people can really believe that there’s a lot of integrity behind his left-leaning sentiments. When our Thatcherite government was still calling Nelson Mandela a terrorist, our Jeremy was out there campaigning to end Apartheid. On top of that, he also avidly campaigned against the Iraq war, which is one of the most atrocious things that ANY PARTY has ever done, so whilst the majority of the party blindly accepted Blair’s illegal war in Iraq, Corbyn was out in the streets campaigning against it. Do I need to go on about JC’s amazing parliamentary record? You’ve probably heard it all already, but in case you haven’t; Corbyn opposes nuclear weapons, austerity, and most importantly for the young contingent of the party, voted against the introduction of tuition fees when they were introduced AND plans to scrap them if he gets in. If you let the policies do the talking, instead of judging politicians by their personalities, Jeremy Corbyn is a complete saviour for the disillusioned, and deserves to get in on a landslide.

And if you think politics should be more about personality than policies (or think that personality should come into it to some degree, in which case fair enough), Jeremy is the absolute frontrunner in the personality stakes. He’s a really confident speech maker, and eloquently spoke out for a total of 14 minutes in opposition of the Tory welfare bill when it was announced, without it feeling scripted and staid, which is something that a lot of people associate with long speeches made by politicians. He’s also toured 75 different cities, in little more than a van with volunteers in order to rally his supporters in a way that’s so touching that it genuinely gives me goosebumps thinking about it. I think it was somewhere in London the other day, where the venue he was speaking at was so oversubscribed, that hundreds were left in the street. What did Jeremy do? He only bloody addressed them all from on top of a fire engine.

It’s maybe also worth noting that in 2010 (which is when the MP’s expenses scandal was the hot topic), Jeremy Corbyn claimed the least amount of expenses of any MP in the whole of the country, which he achieves by cycling everywhere, not owning a car, and as he puts it ‘leading a fairly normal life’. As well as that, if you didn’t think his hipster cred was high enough already, he’s won something called Beard of the Year 4 times, and there’s a wonderful video of him on YouTube in the 80’s proudly sporting a jumper that ‘his mother knitted him’, saying how perfect it is for parliament. Hero.

The turnout of young voters in the election was shockingly low; 4 in 10 people aged 18-25 didn’t show up to vote, which obviously means that, because many more older people voted as a percentage, the result of the election was a long way off democratically representing the requirements of the people of Britain. The only thing spurring young people to vote was a generally apparent ‘let’s stop UKIP attitude’, which although admirable, was hardly cause for young people to really engage properly with politics. However, the effect of Jeremy Corbyn’s hugely successful campaign so far means that young people are getting into politics for the right reasons; instead of trying to stop negative changes, they’re here to bring about positive social changes, which is tonnes better.

But obviously the reception hasn’t been entirely positive for Corbyn, which I guess you’d expect in a country where the right wing press is responsible for propaganda very much akin to that of 1930’s Germany. It’s almost been hilarious to see the papers try and defame Corbyn; the Daily Mail tried to run a smear piece on Corbyn, but because he’s such a bloody good bloke, the best thing they could come up with was ‘Corbyn thinks tertiary sector workers should have beards, and thinks pigeons are cool’.

But it’s not just been the papers that have been at Corbyn; Tony Blair – a bloodthirsty war criminal with enough blood on his hands to paint a life size version of the Sistine Chapel in red hand prints – also hates Corbyn. Tony Blair, whose relevancy in the leadership you’ve got to question, because it’s not really like an Oxford educated man with £25 million worth of property (as well as the responsibility of being the direct cause of the deaths of hundreds of thousands of human beings as a result of the war in Iraq) is the kind of guy that the Labour party is here to tend to the needs of.

As well as that Sun columnist Louise Mensch, the sort of parasitic parliamentary equivalent of that kid that drops out of college, and then still tries to be the centre of attention in the social circles of the said college. Mensch is a former Tory MP - who tried to desperately snatch some public attention during the general election by cyber bullying Abby Tomlinson, the young leader of the ‘Milifandom’ – that made headlines again as she tried to shame Corbyn’s supporters by trying to prove that twitter’s autocomplete function suggested that lots of people wanted to prove Liz Kendall was an anti-Semite, or something. It’s hard to tell exactly what she was getting at. Maybe we should designate a Mensch-only carriage on trains, and sentence her to life imprisonment on it. But anyway, Mensch’s outlandish scheme was disproved by a number of twitter users, eager to laugh at the fact that Louise had actually searched for the terms herself.

But ultimately, the smear campaign coming right for Jeremy’s throat really hasn’t worked; it’s so transparent, and the fact that the right wing press can’t really find an angle to smear Corbyn from is just testament to the fact he’s a bloody good guy, and the fact that well, for everyone other than the huge media moguls behind these publications, Corbyn wouldn’t be bad for anyone.

After this election, it really felt like politics was becoming more and more eager to exclude young people; everything from the lack of political coverage (and education in schools) for young people to the outright refusal on the part of the government to give citizens under the age of 18 the vote is why so many young people feel like politics don’t concern them, and why lots of people feel disenfranchised and disillusioned. However, I really think Jeremy’s policies offer a genuine alternative to the Tory government, and that because of the straight talking way he puts his views across, it’s a lot easier for young people to connect with than any potential leader of the opposition before him. And as for claims that Jeremy’s unelectable – ridiculous amounts have signed up for the party, thousands and thousands have made long journeys to see Corbyn speak, and a substantial percentage of the public agrees with lots of his policies – for example over 60% of the public agree on nationalising the railways, leading economists agree with his anti-austerity stance, and well, as someone going for the job of Islington’s MP he’s pretty fucking electable, first getting in in 1983 and increasing his majority every year.

Overall, Corbyn is the shake up the country needs, and him running for the Labour leadership is the perfect post-election blues cure. He’s electable, he’s incredible, and he’s giving hope to disenfranchised teenagers like myself the whole country round. 

By Calum Cashin

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